About Is It A Dating App?

Welcome to the padded cell of modern romance, where every notification is a jump scare and even your smart fridge is secretly plotting to slide into your DMs. “Is It A Dating App?” exists because somewhere between the dawn of social media and the end of civilization (scheduled for next Tuesday), people decided that if an app lets you upload a profile pic, it must also be fair game for midnight booty-calls. We’re here to shine a flickering flashlight on those dark corners of the internet—and laugh maniacally when a colleague uses the company messaging app in an attempt to cuddle.

Yes, we catalog mentions of incidents we find in the wild of the internet: ride-shares, note-taking tools, calorie trackers—any platform where over-caffeinated, thristy, fools mistake a comment field for a love letter. Our methodology? Equal parts snark, salt, and proprietary secret.

But let’s be brutally honest: we’re not about saving the world, we’re rubber-necking the slow-motion car crash of digital courtship. Consider this site the gallows humor you need while society insists on flirting through your podcast’s comments secton. If our petty cynicism stops even one “🍩👈❔” message from haunting a user, we’ll declare victory—and promptly go back to doom-scrolling.

So pull up a chair, pour yourself a drink, and take a quick scroll through our run down. It’s dark, it’s funny, it’s probably bad for your faith in humanity—but hey, at least we’re honest about it.